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Over the first one. Still awaiting the WDE though. I like the flow of this one a bit better than the original. I guess it's the 24 days format vs the 60 second format. Anyway you get more playtime out of this one but it kinda stinks that the upgrades are more expensive. Anyway, great job. Gets me in the mood to eat Santa. I meat MEET Santa...you believe me, right?
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Pretty neat what you did here, but the lag of the controls detracts from the feel of Kung-Fu. Thomas could throw kicks and punches like lightning but Santa seems to show his weight and age. Not bad but it's too slow and aggrivating to bother with the medals. 3/5, 8/10.
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Dude GREAT job. I love seeing compilations like this. There needs to be a separate section for tributes and crossovers. I really enjoyed your selection of characters, and it was nice to see a blend of the old (Xombie! :D) and the new (Toss the Turtle!) among others. BIG BIG props for landing the original creators/voice talent for the more popular characters. Top Scores for you. You earned them.
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thanks man. glad you noticaed the oldies and newies :)
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Brought me back man, years. Great tune and your video did it justice. Good job.
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To put it simply, this game is boring. No music, repetitive gameplay and the point system is absurd. I can understand costing points to shoot, but costing points to restart a level? So if you know you can't get enough points to pass the level and restart you're just going deeper into the hole. That's not right.
It's ok to waste about 45 seconds of time but it's not much more than that. I've said it a thousand times. Games should be FUN. Not annoying or boring. This game isn't fun. The FrontPage sure has had some real turds lately. I'm not a total tool though so I'l give you 3/5 and 6/10 because you did ok with hte visuas and the physics seem spot on.
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For the Chinese Emperor question, you need to fact check. The first Chinese Emperor was Qin Shi Huang.
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I like games like this. Lacks some of the humor of TtT but it's still a lot of fun. The only complaint I have is the hit detection for the T-Rex. Quite a few times I was above it, out of it's reach and it still ate me. It didn't even make the chomp animation so I don't know what that was all about but it happens rarely so I guess it's no big deal. Nice job.
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Pretty fun game, I liked it but there's a few issues I have. First, the popups. Gawd man, with a game this fast paced you need to be able to see the screen. Second, I get that this was for a 60-second competition but the 60 second time limit really hurts this game. I could have gone on all day but alas. It makes it difficult to buy and upgrade everything. Also, the way you collect the coins is STUPID. You should just be able to mouse-over to collect them but nope, I get to sit there and wait as the coins swirl around the pointer aimlessly until they decide they're ready to add to my total. That's lame.
Aside from those issues which can be easily fixed in the next one, it was fun and addictive. I like it.
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This game was ok.
Good:
-Interesting visual design.
-Variety of "micro-games" keeps it (somewhat) fresh.
-Music is kinda catchy.
Bad:
-Time limits piss me off. Especially when you have not even a nanosecond to spare (I'm looking at YOU, construct-the-ufo stage).
-Completely stupid idea putting a link to Gamezhero's site in the middle of the pass/fail screen. On the levels where you have to click like a madman it's too easy to hit that thing. It's annoying. We know how to get there if we WANT to.
-Some levels need more of an explanation rather than just a mouse icon.
-On the level where you build the ufo it said I failed when I clearly didn't, but still advanced to the next stage.
Overall it's a neat little time waster but it's by no means a great or good game.
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I liked the "Smell you later" line at the end. Classic.
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