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Recent Game Reviews
No Time to Explain
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 23, 2011
frantic frustrating fun
Wow. Ok. This game was short and sweet. The controls made me want to shatter my keyboard. I found to get the height you need on some jumps you have to start running, then jump and a NANOSECOND after you jump fire the gun at the ground for the boost. I liked that there were no lives and it respawned you on the last platform you were on before you died. Helped a lot seeing how many times you will die. I liked it a lot even so.
Dead Space Invaders
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 23, 2011
The Joke...
I totally get it. There's not much to this, my first reaction was "WTF???" but it's really funny. Then I read your description. No way I can't give a ten to someone with honesty enough to say "Dude I don't fuckin know."
I bet you're a blast at parties.
Street Fighter LoA (full)
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 23, 2011
Why does it matter how long my summary is?
Good:
-Game was polished. Obvious you didn't rush this game.
-Audio was spot-on. Contributed to the atmosphere nicely.
-Control was fluid and responsive.
-Based on Ken and Ryu, always an intersting (if not overdone) story. This one was better than most.
Bad:
-If you're going to have dark, DARK blue dialogue boxes, for the love of GOD don't make the text black. My poor eyes.
-Pace of the game was slower than I would have expected for this type of game.
Overall it was fun for a few minutes, nothing horrible about it. To be honest though I won't play this game again. Just didn't grab my attention and keep it. Having to squint with my face an inch from the monitor and still not being able to read the text didn't help. A game that physically hurts my eyes is one I just won't play.
Thank you for the review!
And I'm sorry the text resulted hard to read - just what colour should I have used? I tried with white and it was even worse.
I'll try another colour for the boxes next time!
Recent Audio Reviews
FF7Battle(Final)-Metaljonus
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 5, 2009
Loved it
Great job. Only thing I found off was the melody after the fanfare. In FFVII it didn't play that classic melody after a battle, only after a Chocobo race. No big deal really. Still a kick ass version and a treat for the earholes.
Break - Final Fantasy 7 DEMO
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 4, 2009
FINISH HIM
...I mean IT. Finish IT. This made my ears cry tears of awesome. This would have made a good battle theme for Battle Square. Or against any of the techno-bosses like Guard Scorpoion or Carry Armor. EXCELLENT work. PLEASE finish it or make it loop a couple times. I want to work out to this song.
Final Fantasy: Mys. Quest+*~.0
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 4, 2009
Hmmm
You got the arpegio right, which a lot of people don't, so kudos there. A bit too heavy on the echo on the music box. Seemed kind of long for just being a loop. Not bad.
Recent Art Reviews
monstra
Rated 5 / 5 stars Sep 29, 2009
The T-Virus finally hit the red-light district
You sir are one sick twisted person. Great job, I loved it.
Halle Berry
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars Sep 29, 2009
Not bad.
But it kind of looks like she's being attacked by some sort of baby-oil parasite. Shoulder, back and cheek seem unnaturally shiny. Better than I could do though. Pass.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 23, 2011
Epic win
I find it fitting that this submission has a higher score than hte flash the review is based on. Excellent job animating such a powerful voice track.
I must admit I frequently use "Beacuase" in daily speaking now.
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 18, 2010
GOD...
HE IS U
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 4, 2010
Great as usual
Loved it. The "credits" especially. That was hillarious.